Tag: humor
member name: Angie O.
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August 07, 2007 11:59 PM EDT --
I got more then I bargained for
When I stopped in the local bar
What started out as barely a fight
Turned out to be one . . .
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May 16, 2007 07:06 AM EDT --
MY FELLA
I danced with my favorite fellow
Wearing a dress of light yellow
A friend played softly his cello
The night ended very mellow
Except for my Pa who had to yell . . .
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October 10, 2007 08:14 PM EDT --
COMPUTER GENIUS
I put you on a pedestal
Putting aside my fears
There were times you made me sputter
Disputatiously through the years
You thought you were a computer . . .
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December 04, 2007 01:22 PM EST --
Santa is just an old far m boy
No more lukew arm milk for him
Now don't get al arm ed over this
But playing Santa is just a whim
. . .
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January 09, 2008 08:53 PM EST --
I felt my face began to p ale
As I looked down at that sc ale
That number it did imp ale
Forced me to deeply inh ale
I took me to the latest . . .
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June 11, 2008 10:24 AM EDT --
There's no mar gin when it comes to a gin g
No rearran gin g will stop this process
Arteries clog gin g, An gin a, grog gin ess
Acknowled gin g, a gin g . . .
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November 27, 2006 03:44 AM EST --
Hi Everyone I hope I don’t get hate mail for writing this. LOL I know this isn’t my usual dark side poem but I was sitting here on a particularly anxious . . .
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April 15, 2008 02:27 PM EDT --
Tax What?
Now, I don't mean to be lax
But this thing we call tax
Is enough to give us
Many heart attacks
Why can't I claim my pet
I feed him . . .
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April 12, 2008 10:49 PM EDT --
Although sleep keeps calling me back
The feel of whiskers on my face beckons
I try softly brushing them away
They disappear but are back again in seconds
I turn over and . . .
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November 14, 2007 08:48 PM EST --
F AIR GAME
My friends all say, don't desp air
But my heart needs some rep air
I want more then an aff air
Some sweet prince with golden . . .
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February 04, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
FOI LED
I must acknow led ge that I become disgrunt led when I am add led
I would rather be dazz led and bejewe led , not frazz led and baff . . .
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April 25, 2008 08:54 AM EDT --
F ACT IONS
You may think I act a bit abstr act
Act ually that's just my char act er
I sometimes re act without any t act
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March 28, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
THE SWING
"Push me high, Mom
Push me higher, Dad
Swinging up so high
Makes me feel so glad"
"I don't . . .
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May 09, 2008 11:53 AM EDT --
S PAN KY
Did you ever open Pan dora's box
And find a Chim pan zee inside
It's not a Pan thera but still I pan ic
Pan ting a bit, I try to . . .
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May 30, 2008 01:39 AM EDT --
Writing a " man " poem should be a simple feat
But I cannot man age to man date a theme
While man euver through the man word list
. . .
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February 25, 2008 11:38 AM EST --
THE LIGHTER SIDE OF ONLINE DATING
(Part Three)
It has been a while since I have updated you all on how this is going so I figured I'd pound out another article. And yes, I am still . . .
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May 16, 2007 11:34 PM EDT --
As many of you know, I work at a college in academics and I had to call some students and tell them there class was canceled. One of the classes was Acting Practicum I and when I had the call, I . . .
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